Subtitle: All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
(with apologies to Robert Fulghum)
Ok, I’ve never needed a comment policy over here, but I’ve gotten a couple of folks recently from a certain blog who have decided to share some not-so-nice things that I’ve promptly deleted. So now there’s a policy.
Which basically boils down to, “don’t be a douchebag.”
Doucheyness (douchiness?) is pretty much at my discretion (because I’m drunk with power), but here are some examples:
call someone a name, your comment will not go through.
state explicitly or implicitly that someone is stupid for not thinking EXACTLY THE WAY YOU DO, your comment will not go through.
fat-bash, your comment will not go through.
skinny-bash, your comment will not go through.
body-bash in general, your comment will not go through.
Are you seeing a theme here? Seriously, if you are going to comment, you must exhibit a maturity level greater than a preschooler. Specifically, you must at least exhibit the maturity level of a kindergartener.
I don’t think that’s too much to ask from (presumably) grown people.
That is all.